17 January, 2007

What could have happened?

Scientists report today that a female chimpanzee near Shreveport has given birth, despite all of her companions supposedly being sterilized. At first thought, I wondered if this had anything to do with the Independence Bowl, and the Alabama fans, as well as the Oklahoma State posse. But then, I looked up the gestation period of a chimp. 9 months, almost like a human. I wonder what could have happened last March or April in Shreveport? Was there a poker tournament going on, and the loser been forced to satisfy the chimp?


Phil said...

Perhaps the chimp went to Mardis Gras in New Orleans and got knocked up for some beads. That is usually late Feb, isn't it?

Pretty close, anyway.

Papa said...

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